Glowingwind wrote:and because I know few other places that would appreciate this:
"You're standing at the bottom of the stairs.
Exits: n, s, e, w, u
There is a corpse on the ground.
There is a dervish, a skeleton, and a rogue here.
The monsters attack you!
>cast cloud at d
Doctoroomph is poisoned!
Doctoroomph just poisoned you!
You are now a wanted criminal!"
Apparently I'm now wanted by myself. How freudian.
Nethack is wierd too.
My name is Yadda-Yadda. I own a lighting store in Minetown. One day some pesky moron with a dog and 2 tripe ration came in and cleaned out my entire stock! 2 Magic lamps I might add!!! Then 2 weeks later, this weird white jelly looking dude comes in and says "I can solve your problem for 10 zorkmids a day." OK - I'll try it out. So he squishes around a bit and blammo! he looks just like a lamp! Soooo...the next day another moron with a cat strides in and says "Mind if I 'look around' a bit? " Well he walks up to the "lamp" with larceny in his eye and the white jelly dude starts whomping on him!!!! That adventuring moron just stood there and took it! (Later I find out the jelly dude actually stuck to him). Well after about 6 or 7 minutes, the adventuring moron dies! I look at the Minetown charter, and it clearly states that I inherit his goods! Well I sold the cat to the pet shop down the street, his equipment to the General Store next door, and used his gold to restock my candles and such. That white jelly looking dude may be a bit gross, but he is definitely part of the family!!!
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#chat
You tell the stone giant to move left.
The stone giant moves to the left.
The stone giant bumps into the grey dragon.
The grey dragon bumps into the master lich.
#chat
You tell the master lich to move right.
The master lich bumps into the grey dragon.
The grey dragon growls.
The grey dragon bumps into the stone giant.
#chat
You tell the stone giant to move left.
The stone giant steals your expensive camera!!
The stone giant shoves an expensive camera up your nose!